☼ conyos v.s jologs

11/3/06

Lol, I laugh aloud with this article I read from uncyclopedia. Here is what conyos all about versus the jologs one. Which one are you? Stereotyping much, eh?

the "conyos" (a name for the pinoy bourgeoisie, it actually means "cunt" in Spanish. Yeah you know, pink tacos, pussy, pink hole, etc.) These elites flaunt their superficiality through extravagant lifestyles, kissing American capitalism's ass. Examples of such are Tim Yap, Tessa Prieto Valdez, Kris Aquino and all the Zobels, Ayalas, Elizaldes, Cojuancos, Madrigals and the Aranetas that walk the face of the earth. Their vocabulary includes using the word "like" and "prrrrang" (two separate words, usually used together… "like… prrrang… um… like… prrrang… uh, like yeah, that one…")paraaannngngg

LMAO! That is so mean! On the other side are the jologs:

the "jologs" or the masses, who want to be like the conyos but can't because of the poverty and corruption. What can i say, conyos can be hogs sometimes. Their wardrobe consists of third world conyo-wannabe shirts that have (intentionally?) bad spelling, ie. Mike (Nike), Gutshy (Gucci), Praba (Prada), Skaters (Skechers), Havanas (havaianas) etc. (The list goes on, thanks to the enterprising Chinese proprietors…)

Conyo-Jologs Dichotomy

• On Coffee: Starbucks vs. Blend 45
• On Slippers: Havaianas vs. Beach Walk (It's amazing how conyos make cheap things look haute)
• On Ballpens: Cross and Monte Blanc vs. Panda or Kilometrico
• On Bags: Louis Vuitton vs. Barf bags and grocery bags, aka bayongs.
• On Water: Evian vs. Rain water from drums
• On Medicine: Tylenol vs. albularyo ritual dances
• On Sex: One night stands from bars vs. Affairs with Mary Palmer…
• On the World Wide Web: Friendster, Multiply, Livejournal etc. vs. the traditional spiderweb.