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☼ Pick-up lines

01/30/07

Funny and Cheezzy pick-up lines from: http://noneed4ink.i.ph

                1) Kumain ka ba ng asukal? - ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
                2) I'm a bee - can you be my honey?
                3) May lahi ka bang keyboard? - type kasi kita
                4) Papupulis kita! - ninakaw mo kasi puso ko
                5) Are you a dictionary? - coz you add meaning to my life
                6) I lost my number - can I have yours?
                7) I forgot your name - can I call you mine?
                8) Ice ka ba? - crush kita, okay lang?
                9) Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon - pag naging akin ka
                10) Meralco ka ba? - pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark
                11) Crayola ka ba? - kasi nagbibigay ka ng kulay sa buhay ko
                12) EDSA ka ba? - di kasi ako makapagmove on
                13) Bangin ka ba? - nahulog kasi ako sa'yo
                14) May butas ba yang puso mo? - natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out
                15) Pustiso ka ba? - kasi I can't smile without you
                16) Miss, alam mo ba? Hindi tayo Tao, hindi tayo Hayop, at hindi rin tayo Halaman,                         Bagay tayo, Bagay.

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Previous Comments

opwede pu bang gawa pa po kayu nyan pati mga joke poh thanks

Posted by haha at February 28, 2007, 7:50 pm

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Posted by tukneneng at March 2, 2007, 8:28 pm

hahahaha :D
i lab it :D

Posted by ayyzzz at August 31, 2008, 6:44 pm

ayus! lovet

Posted by nikko at September 27, 2008, 1:27 am

eto ang malupet…HmMm
“mahilig ka ba sa geometry…kasi lahat ng angle kyut ka :)

Posted by Paolo at November 20, 2008, 11:44 am

walang kasusta sustansya .. dapat ganito hinirit mo .. Miss , alam mo para kang washing machine at ako yung damit ??.. Alam mo kung bket ?? ( kc kht paikutin mo man ako ng paikutin , sa bandang huli , ako pa din ang lalabas na mabango at malinis )!! nyaks hahaha ayus gyud !! from paolo..

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