TUKNENENG v. 2.0
It's BIGGER. It's BE TTER.

☼ It’s JOKE time!!

03/2/07

Anak: Tatay, nagtumbling po ako sa school.
Tatay: Diba I told you anak na wag ka magtatumbling sa school dahil maki2ta nila yang panty mo…
Anak: Hindi po nila nakita?! Nilagay ko po sa loob ng bag ko po..

Anak: Inay! may regla na po ako!!!
Nanay: Aber!, Anong kulay?!
Anak: Darkbrown po…
Nanay: Hala Hugas ng puwet!!! malisyosa kang bata ka.

                                                                  

NEWS FLASH! Matindi raw ang pila sa lahat ng Belo clinics! Fully booked na ang ‘facial’ service for the next 15 days!

March 16 na ang next available slot! Puro lalaki ang nagpapa-appointment.

Puro facial plus ‘the works’ ang request at HOPE ng customers.

Same service given to James Yap daw!

Ang tawag ay BELO JOB!

A lizard fell on a table.
Genius: Oh! reptila scincidae;
Kikay: Eew, lizard!;
Astig: Shit, butiki!;
Mataray: Shucks, butiks!;
Mayaman: Yuck! Lacoste!;
Mahirap: Pare, ulam!

Ice cream ba talaga yung inendorse ni Pacquiao sa TV ad nya na Nestle Ice Cream? Akala ko kasi, softdrinks. Kasi, sabi nya, "Oh mga bata, Mirinda na!"

Kalbo: Bakit bawal sa amin ang magturtleneck?

Tukneneng: Dahil magmumukha kayong roll-on. :D



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